Monday, February 4, 2008

Welcome Home

So, I got to play a little bit of Sonic this weekend. Jenna got it for her Ipod. Her very tiny, cracker sized Ipod.

And boy let me tell you, it was not fun. Sonic was a fun game. A pioneer in the "dash and coin" genre and wonderful in it's simplicity. But when you take it, and make it playable only by using two buttons, fucking Ipod buttons, which I believe are supposed to be fancy in the idea that they don't feel like buttons at all. Then put it on a 1' inch flat screen and there you have it. A Sonic game on a system that I could swallow comfortably. As if Sonic being Nintendo games now wasn't bad enough.

I don't why I care about Sonic though really, Mike just told me I had to make my presence known. I got big plans. Big plans that include beating Uncharted, Assassins Creed, Half Life 2, Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Asshole, winning a Stanley Cup in NHL08, a world basketball championship in NBA:Live. All while leveling up in Call of Duty 4: Monday Wednesday Friday.

It is going to be a busy semester.

1 comment:

John said...

I heard you got a Sonic the Hedgehog pencil topper stuck in your urethra.


Oops. Wrong blog. Sorry.